Hey I just joined the Army =]

ATTENTION LIVEJOURNAL!!!

I bring to you a chance at glory, AT IMMORTALITY!

The task: Finding the best name for a pair of sweater puppies.

I want to hear either what you've named your own boobs, or the best names you can come up with FOR a pair of boobs. There are some websites and discussion boards on it if you want to cheat and use Google, but I expect only the best!

I wanna hear what you can come up with, bring out your big guns (pun unintended)!

Ideas:
Betty and Veronica
Rock and a Hard Place
Bill and Ted (for there excellent adventures)
Bought and Paid-For
Lopsy and Flopsy

Ed

-gives a prize to the winner

I miss Rosa's annual Halloween cards.

Quick update for you folks: Life in Cincinnati aint too bad.

For the United States Army Special Forces: Here I am fighting one of your soldiers with dorktacular laser weaponry FROM THE FUTURE!!!... or the past if you wanna get technical



Ed

-Keep milking that galaxy far far away George Lucas, I can't get enough of your shitty video games

Say goodbye to the drownedkittens database. All posts are GONE mwahahaha.

I'm starting a new life. I'll be in a new city, with a new job, new friends, and an incredible woman backing me up.

For all you faithful readers, thank you for your time and input. It's been a memorable 382 horny posts. I'll try to keep the same level of inappropriateness you've come to expect from a drownedkittens brand journal post in the future.

Ed

-a new chapter of drownedkittens is about to begin!